@timapple I bought one a few years ago from the late CW Pencil Enterprise, and thought it would be easy to send you a link to buy your own. Thing is, I can't find it anywhere. The company that made it only lists this non-keychain version. And I haven't been able to find any other example of such a thing made by anyone else. I'm stunned. Why is the pencil sharpener keychain such a surprisingly rare thing? How is this possible?